A computer at which
Will produce this poem
First drafted
By a Nature’s Wonder pen
On an 8×10 paper
In this I’ll discuss
Some ingenious inventions
Such as the zipper or
The remote control clicker
The flimsy straw
Allows for easier drinking
The bendy ones are even better
No leaning forward is needed
Can’t forget the plastic spork
A 2-in-1, a spoon and a fork
Next would be
The zipper
Pull it up if you’re cold
Don’t leave your fly down
And that remote control clicker
It’s made us all lazier
A couch potato’s best friend
Don’t hide it from your dad or brother
As for a woman’s best friend
Never not the purse
Contains her life and a sign
“Men, DO NOT ENTER”
Leather gloves for your hands
A wool scarf for your neck
To keep you warm
In the wintry weather nights
A camera to catch the memories
A lens won’t leave any out
A frame to remember them
And to hang them on your wall